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[21 Dec 2005|12:34am] Well it's offical... I've moved to a new journal. It's been a solid 2 year run with imperfect__x. Thanks for the goodtimes LJ. Come try to find me! 9 minutes to post //// go baby go

Dear Satan... I mean Santa [15 Dec 2005|12:11pm] [ mood | creative ] Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I helped storm_starr across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I put money in music2ureyes's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed in_vein__'s flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, imperfect__x Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: 2 minutes to post //// go baby go

Exam update and such [08 Dec 2005|05:15pm] [ mood | hopeful ] So basically, I'm done school next Tuesday at 2:00p.m. Heck yes! Tomorrow -> College Comm. Grammar exam 11:00a.m. -> Social Work presentation 2:00p.m. Monday -> Presentation Software exam 2:00p.m -> Aboriginal Community Development exam 4:00p.m. Tuesday -> Human Growth and Development exam 1:00p.m. And then I'm done. I'm so friggin stoaked. I hope everything goes well. I'll be back in the Shwa from probably like Sunday December 18th to Tuesday December 20th. And then X-Mas eve 'till the 27th. And probably randomly over the next 3 weeks. So if anyone wants to hangout, I'm all for it. LADIES I think a Ladies Night is in order over the holidays. Mmm hmm. 4 minutes to post //// go baby go

QUIZZZZZZ [05 Dec 2005|10:26pm] [ mood | content ] I got tagged for this awhile ago by Kelle but I didn't do it. Now that I'm bored however, I will do it! List ten things that make you happy (in no particular order) and then tag five-ten other people. ( Quiz!11!!OnE!!1 ) 1 minutes to post //// go baby go

Only Heather will appreciate this. [04 Dec 2005|07:56pm] [ mood | giddy ] "Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month." "Chuck Norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth. When he realized this, he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a whole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a tacobell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. He now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. Because he's Chuck Freakin Norris." 1 minutes to post //// go baby go

[02 Dec 2005|09:34am] [ mood | hyper ] Sam's at the vet today. He's getting neutered. Poor little man. He's going to hate life for the next few days. On a lighter note... Sam is pretty big now. 6.5 months old, 9 lbs. He's going to be one of those really big, but not fat cats. STOAKED. IT'S SNOWING!!! Christmas shopping is almost done. I still need to finish: Stev's Lois' Meg's And I need to get for: Grant Isla Fillip Jeff&Amanda Vetzal Christmas break is almost here. Lots of tests, presentations and assignments to do. Lame. I can't believe my first semester of College is almost over. It's going by way to fast. 5 minutes to post //// go baby go

Gifts!! [24 Nov 2005|12:09pm] [ mood | accomplished ] Early Festivus shopping is a good thing. So is the Fleming Store. To date I have spent $173.00 there. And this is what I have to show for it: Lindsey - DONE Leigh-Ann - DONE Sharon - DONE Bill - DONE I have one of the many gifts for Stev. And a sweater for Mumerz. Still stuff to get for both of them. But all from the Fleming Store. I friggin love that place. I still have to get for: Meg Grant Anne Isla Fillip Linds? And finish up Mumerz and Stev. I AM SO GOOD. In other news, it's hella snowy up here. Probably about 4 inches I'd say. Woke up at 6am, took the bus at 7am and it was just snowing, no wind, not cold, the sun was just coming up. It was beautiful. I'm slowly beginning to like getting up early. Only went to one class today because they told us just to go home. That was also sweet. Another pretty sweet thing is that I'm taking a SmartServe course on December 7th. Bar-tending here I come. Love and eggs... 3 minutes to post //// go baby go

ONE WORD [15 Nov 2005|08:35pm] [ mood | thirsty ] Describe me in one word - just one . Reply to this post. Then post it in your LJ. It'll be fun, I promise. 7 minutes to post //// go baby go

[14 Nov 2005|12:15am] [ mood | stoaked ] I made super awesome banana bread today. Seriously. Family recipe fuckers. 3 minutes to post //// go baby go

All new TheShwa.com! [01 Nov 2005|07:36pm] [ mood | crazy ] HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! Guess what?! We totally just lanuched an ALL NEW TheShwa.com. Seriously. It's hella cool. You should really check it out. Leave some lovin' in the Forums or in the Guestbook. 6 minutes to post //// go baby go

Trick or Treat till the neighbours gonna die of fright. [31 Oct 2005|03:23pm] [ mood | crazy ] HAPPY HALLOWE'EN! imperfect__x's Halloween party: 1946 dressed as Dr. Crusher from "Star Trek". __setthestage dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Friendly Wizard. _etched_in_skin dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Oprah Stinkershorts". _ghost_town dressed as Michael Douglas. _lateralus_ dressed as a sub-adjunct software design department chairman. _out_of_tune_ dressed as George Lucas. _paraphrenic_ dressed as Jimmie Carter. _wizzlewee_ dressed as a bottle of Agildine. _x_crossguns_x_ dressed as Julia Roberts riding a hedgehog. a_d_d dressed as a specialization. angelicon dressed as Kurt Cobain, and it suited them disturbingly well. anti_name dressed as a oblivious witch. apatheticromanc dressed as a ceremony. asblandasweare dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley. ashleysaysblah gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Calista Flockhart. astroteen dressed as Optimus Prime. audiotalkbox dressed as Harry Potter. axeinmysuitcase dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Mace of Fire. bigcrash dressed as a Level 14 paladin. cast_aspersions dressed as a bottle of Cyclolog. caution_inc dressed as a fullback for the Saints. chapter22_reads dressed as the love child of Robin Williams and Pamela Anderson. cmedley dressed as Heidi Klum. cocainextoupees dressed as someone who just poked themselves in the eye. cosmic_gate69 dressed as a new superhero: Elasti- Angel. demolitionxlove dressed as Saddam Hussein. devilsxeyes dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley. emmybuns dressed as the Lord of Camille Grove. encircle dressed as a nasty budget. evylshaun dressed as someone who just had sex (and probably just did, too). exesand_ohs didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy. fiddleditch dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley. finding17hands dressed as a 1990's grunge child. foemuck dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Cecelia. freak_like_me dressed as the love child of Chevy Chase and Calista Flockhart. givinguponthis dressed as your grandfather. guyincognito3 dressed as Grandpa Simpson. hotxxxdonna dressed as the King of Swaziland. i_saw_it_all dressed as a angel, and it suited them all too well. imfakelikeu dressed as a safety for the Chiefs. in_vein__ dressed as George Washington. iron_woman dressed as John Adams. jennjen dressed as the main character of "The Big Lebowski", though it looked more like Optimus Prime. kater_daisy dressed as Jack Welch. lastdaysofdisco dressed as the Concrete Power Ranger, though it looked more like a pirate. lay_jay dressed as the Viscount of Stroetinga-Mabson, and it suited them all too well. lazycro dressed as a devil. light_the_match gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Estella Warren riding a elephant. lil_mac_04 dressed as a Clorox employee, though it looked more like a 1970's disco child. mark_tizzle dressed as a Level 11 bard. metal_messiah87 dressed as a first baseman for the Royals. moniquelovesska dressed as a dog. monkeyinmyshoes dressed as something leather, but what, specifically, you can't tell. mrnegative dressed as a wookie, and it suited them disturbingly well. music2ureyes dressed as Ozzy Osbourne. my_chalk_line dressed as Chekov from "Star Trek". offxthexcuff dressed as Optimus Prime. paper_dreads dressed as a character from "Braveheart". penny__angel dressed as something lucky, but what, specifically, you can't tell, though it looked more like Theodore Roosevelt. prettytogether dressed as Bob Dylan. ravenstarr11 dressed as a llama. redisthenewblak dressed as your father. rock_steadily gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. rocketbox dressed as Elsa Benitez's mother. rotten_heart dressed as a Julian Saffold Publishing employee. shredder_mole dressed as Woodrow Wilson. skaman14 dressed as a skeleton, and it suited them disturbingly well. smeared__makeup dressed as the main character of "All Quiet on the Western Front". space_marine dressed as a rabbit. stevfaithless dressed as the Viscount of Humatel. storm_starr dressed as a bottle of Corrimus. subculturedband dressed as Yoda. suicidedreams13 dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Parliament of Lightning. t00thdecay dressed as the Governor of North Dakota. tainted_hearts dressed as Will Ferrell. tastelesspaint dressed as a pimp, and it suited them disturbingly well. the_defect_ dressed as the Individual Power Ranger. thenakedknopp dressed as an iPod, though it looked more like a disturbing self-made character called "Skipper Gerbiltushie". thirdgr_failure dressed as a real appendage. thisxlovexkills dressed as the Governor of West Virginia. timcognito dressed as Lucy Liu's mother-in-law. timetodiecowboy dressed as a plan. toastedxluck dressed as a beat mummy. twocheek dressed as a sub-adjunct bug terminator, and it suited them disturbingly well. unxdeadx dressed as Johnny Depp. upsydedownfrown dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Maureen. walkingonacloud dressed as the Maroon Power Ranger. x_cassiopeia_x dressed as Paris Hilton, and it suited them disturbingly well. xhereafterx dressed as John Quincy Adams, though it looked more like Oprah Winfrey. ximsometalx dressed as a moose. xironx dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Zippy Toadtush". xjust_in_timex dressed as a 1980's yuppie child. xmakemebadx dressed as Susan Lucci. xneopolitanx dressed as a new superhero: Wind Walker. xo_your_rose_xo dressed as a outfielder for the Braves. xscreamoemox dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Respected Conqueror. xtheklashx dressed as a pixie. xtrustisyoursx dressed as a squirrel. xvacantx dressed as a pitcher for the Tigers. xvioletxskiesx dressed as the love child of Pope John Paul II and Vanna White. xwild_cherryx dressed as Paris Hilton, and it suited them all too well. xxbabynightsxx dressed as a diplomat from Cape Verde. xxjendoorxx dressed as the Lord of Zidoaline. 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Tattoo today! [19 Oct 2005|11:24am] [ mood | excited ] Tattoo today @ 3pm. Fantality Tattoo on George St. Tammy Hanlon, Best Female Artist in Canada. Left shoulder blade, prepare to be inked. SO STOAKED. !!!!!!!!! My kitty is sick. Fleas, upper respiratory infection, and worms. Poor Sam. Medicating a cat twice a day with liquid meds is hell. But he's doing better. I love my kitty <3 2 minutes to post //// go baby go

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